Max Rice on Fox News

Max Rice makes Gretchen Carlson blink 124 times during a 34 second interview this morning on Fox News. He posed as a pitiful Obama supporter who had to move back home to live with his parents. He called Gretchen Miss America and Miss Universe only to be corrected by her. “No, I was Miss USA, thank you very much…” She went on to ask if he was serious about the interview. He looked drunk and could have been high on bath salts, cocaine, or X. He is from Austin, TX, so the list could go on and on. He claimed he lost a bet to a friend over a basketball game and was now backing Mitt Romney the Mormon. She ended the interview and declared, “I don’t think you are ready for prime time.” But he looked much more relaxed and ready than she did- he never blinked once. Perhaps Fox and Friends should follow Sean Hannity’s lead and have “Man on the Street” every morning. I’d watch.

Susan Rice US Ambassador to the UN Speaks

US Ambassador to the UN, Susan Rice, speaks out on why the US was attacked in the Middle East. She explained today that this had nothing to do with US policy or President Obama. She details that this was a spontaneous movement much like the Wall Street protestors here in America last year. The attackers, similar to the Wall Street protestors, had no planning- unlike the Tea Party movement and their openly racist Astra turf style movement, which began in earnest in 2010. The White House tells us that these protestors in the Middle East are genuine and legitimate protestors with good reason to be angry. According to President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton, their religion was slandered by an awful and mean-spirited video. The attack, we are told, was long coming considering the abuses heaped on Muslim folks by George W. Bush for eight long years. Unlike Bush, Mr. Obama addresses issues head on. He said, “I strongly condemn the outrageous attack on our diplomatic facility in Benghazi, which took the lives of four Americans, including Ambassador Chris Stevens.” Some say President Obama should wake up and smell the Jihad, but the pot is just starting to percolate and he may want to just roll over and wait for Clinton to give him his 3 AM wake-up call instead- that call is coming. And when she makes it, she will be smirking like an opossum with chicken egg yoke running down its chin.